ashleyzagorski:

  • Everything is easy when you are a battleship invading the Bay of Success.
  • Stop pursuing Caroline. She’s Nick’s girl. Deal with it.
  • Begin the search for the cocoon that will one day release [my] butterfly.
  • Find out where Winston gets his sparkle… and then steal it.
  • Only think about hot new CFO every other time I masturbate. 
  • Start floating the idea that people call me “Mr. Finish”/”Gametime Jones”/”The Hook-Up-erator.”
  • Just pick a color of Crocs and buy them already!